Nerf N-Strike

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The debut trailer.

OK, I'm going to go ahead and file that under "crap I couldn't have made up."

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Ooh! Now instead of shooting pretend guns or pretending to shoot real guns, I can pretend to shoot pretend guns! Finally!

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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I didn't know nerf guns had exploding projectiles or were meant to shoot explosive containers.

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Parents, do NOT let your children fire nerf bullets at your flat panels. You got in debt for those flat panels for a reason - love them, don't nerf them.

All that being said - I don't get this game. Video game fake guns perform roughly the same function as nerf fake guns. Quintin pretty much summed up my point as to why this game is redundant, so I won't bother to go any further. This game is dumb.

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You know, I've got a pair of nerf mavericks (Awesome amounts of fun, too). But... well, there was a nerf game made awhile ago, too.

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This reminds me a lot of paintball games, and virtual virtual skeeball.

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I played Nerf Arena Blast, it wasn't so bad.

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Nerf Arena Blast, at a LAN, between rounds of JK and UT99, was absolute hilarity.

Though, with how nintendo has made the Wii, does this really surprise you? I think this is a really good example of why the Wii is going to get crushed long-term.

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Heh heh. It suuuuuuuuure isn't.

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If I can't use that dumb blue and yellow Nerf Bow from my childhood, I'm not interested.

How long until we get a sweet Super Soaker game?

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This could be either fun, or really really bad. I will wait to pass judgement, myself.

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Kannon wrote:
Nerf Arena Blast, at a LAN, between rounds of JK and UT99, was absolute hilarity.

We should have old crappy multiplayer shooter revival nights. I'd totally play Nerf Arena Blast night with Ventrilo chat going.

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Oh geeze. I thought this thread was about actual Nerf guns and I was going to start waxing rhapsodic about my newly modded Maverick.

Sigh.

Interesting game concept. It's sort of a Fisher Price FPS. If they stick with the formula and make it not suck I know a whole lotta 10 year olds who are going to be aaahhhhlllllll over this.

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I guess it was only a matter of time. I remember Saturday morning cartoons that were nothing more than 30 minute animated commercials. Why not do the same in a video game?

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You know you've been reading too many MMO forums when the first thing that comes into your head after seeing this thread title is: "What the hell is N-Strike and why does it need nerfing?"

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So to get around Mom's ban on having toy guns in the house, kids are now resorting to doing this.......

ROTFL...

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mcdonis wrote:
So to get around Mom's ban on having toy guns in the house, kids are now resorting to doing this.......

ROTFL...

Yeah, no kidding. "No, you can't have a daisy red ryder carbine action BB rifle for target shooting, but here's a toy machine gun that instructs you to shoot it at people in the commercials!"

Not a great step forward in the annals Gun Safety if you ask me.

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