Ugly, misshapen goatee? Try the goatee saver!
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 - 8:14pm
This came up as an ad on Facebook, never can say I've heard of it before but it has to be the weirdest thing I've seen 
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This came up as an ad on Facebook, never can say I've heard of it before but it has to be the weirdest thing I've seen
"Real men wear goatees"
I laughed at that.
It's true. We do.
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wordsmythe wrote:
Podunk on Jessica Alba wrote:
Haha, the guy shaving while biting into the mouthpiece reminds me of the Combine. DING! beeeeeeeee.....
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Edit: My wife's first response when I showed her the video was"Dear Lord, its like something from Silence of the Lambs - Im going to have nightmares!"
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Oh man. I'm going to make big sideburn templates to hang off my ears when I shave.
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Wow.. I read that the title as the Goatsee Saver.... thoguht it was going ot be something totally different.
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First, why would you want a style of facial hair that has the word "goat" in it?
Second, wtf is the purpose of a goatee, it's like half a god damn beard. You've still got to take the time to shave your face but now you have to take even MORE time to shave around a mini beard. I think not! Not for me anyway!
Yoda says "Beard, or beard not - there is to be no fannying about with goatees."
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Wow, had i known about this back when I had a goatee... I wouldn't have bought it.
I was very impressed by the inventors earnestness though. You could tell he really thought he was doing humanity a favor with this one.
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hehe. Exactly.
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So, how's it working out for you? Was it a worthwhile purchase?
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There's a difference between Real Men and Mountain Men. Mountain Men are shaggy individuals who dwell in the woodlands and wrestle bears and crocodiles bare-handed. For The Mountain Man, Beards and other large amounts of hair are acceptable, and even required in some places.
I was not commenting on those fine specimens of Manliness, only the Real Man, who shuns the strange halfbeards known as goatees, and indeed all hair.
On a side note, possibly involving disclamers, the only hair I have from the neck up is eyebrow, ear and nose hair.
wordsmythe wrote:
Podunk on Jessica Alba wrote:
Crocodiles live on mountains?
McChuck wrote:
He is holding it sideways in his mouth in the video.
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wordsmythe wrote:
Podunk on Jessica Alba wrote:
McChuck wrote:
OK, I wear a goatee in the winter, and yes, I stress about it being symmetrical. I often feel it's lop-sided, too much on one side. I haven't grown a full beard in many years, but I still can if I feel a need to wrastle a mountain croc' to prove my manliness.
Personally, I think it's a cool product. Would I order it? Doubtful.
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This discussion reminds me of a joke a plastic surgeon once told me.
A lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and asks for a facelift. After the initial interview, the surgeon determines that she is a prime candidate for a new experimental procedure. It involves the installation of a medical device that tightens the facial skin by way of a drum tensioner behind the head. He explains that it is perfectly safe and very convenient to use. All she has to do is give it a good twist every now and then to tighten things up.
After a few weeks, she comes back in and says "Doctor, no matter how much I twist it, I can't seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes."
The surgeon looks her over and says "Hmm. It appears that the problem is that those bags are your breasts."
She replies "Hmm. That would explain the goatee."
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I don't get it. I've been trimming my goat for almost 2 years without problems.
As pictured above.
"Do. Or do not. There is no try." - Yoda
My Lord, man! Trim that beaver.
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Ahh ... you haven't seen me in a few weeks Neuro! Actually, now I'm drop dead sexy. Ya, that's right, I said it.
Lasik + shaved off the goatee = rockin.
Problem is, clean shaven made me look way too young. Right now I've got the scruff-tastic (tm) look going on and not quite sure what I'm going to do with it. Awkward has some cool coal miner, haven't shaved in weeks but still look cool, kind of look going on. I don't think I can pull that off. I tried leaving the "soul patch" and it made me look, well, let's just say that my GF didn't think she was the right sex for me when I tried to leave it there. I've tried growing the hair long and having that awesome metal look where the goatee goes down a ways off my chin but all I get is chaffro. That would be a chin afro, it grows out in every direction BUT down.
*Sigh* I gotta figure things out in the next couple days. I don't want to go to Cancun with a beard, and if I wait too long to shave it I'll have a terrible tan line.
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Well played. More threads need to get the Haggar vs. Shark treatment.
I hate you soo much Phil Collins!
Pharacon wrote:
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I snarfed tea all over the place.
This reminds me of the little stencil-template thingies my daughter's hair dresser tried to foist on her for plucking her eyebrows. They don't have the manly mouthpiece, though.
Duoae wrote:
*sniff* I worked so hard and am so happy to have my plans come to fruition
wordsmythe wrote:
Podunk on Jessica Alba wrote:
Spoken like a true man.
Who grows crap-ass facial hair.
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